Cracker jokes

Funny kids’ jokes for all the family.

Why are chocolate buttons rude? Because they are Smarties in the nude.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas quacker!

What’s big, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant.

What do you call a donkey with three legs? A wonky.

What did the grape say when someone stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little wine.

What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper.

What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk? Jingle Smells!

What do you call a Zebra with no stripes? A horse.

Why do Giraffes have long necks? Because their feet smell.

Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken

Why should you never you play cards in the jungle? Because there are too many cheeters!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elfabet.

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy!

Why was Cinderella no good at football? Because her coach was a pumpkin.

What do you call a short sighted dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saw-us!

What’s furry and minty? A polo bear.

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert? Lost.

Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I’m a budgie. Don’t worry, I’ve got some tweetment for that.

Lollipop ladies make me cross.

What breed of dog can jump higher than a building?  Any type of dog, buildings can’t jump.

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a train filled with toffee? A chew chew train.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A woolly jumper.

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